Friday, March 31, 2006

Breasts

This is a strange and unnecessary topic, but I wonder why I seem to be losing a touch of weight but my breasts are as big as ever. If anything, I'm starting to look top-heavy. Maybe my bras are shrinking in the wash, but I can barely squeeze into them anymore. Maybe salicylates make your tits shrink up. God, there's just nothing good about them is there?!

Maybe if I spread the news we'll get some actual food intolerance awareness going on. If men knew an additive and salicylate-free diet caused giant hooters, there would be funding from all four corners of the world for research and food companies everywhere would be taking the crap out of all their products, left, right and centre!

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